Free Coins, Gud Coins, Evmos Szn

Left curving the Cosmos ecosystem rotation

Let’s be clear before we start:

• I’m here to shill you a narrative and some coins that I may or may not own

• You will like it

• Because it’s free

• As in you will get free coins

Assuming you don’t know who I am, I’m Nosleepjon, an anime PFP crypto twitter account. I don’t really care to explain anything past that so if you want to do a background check go to my twitter and suffer through my sleep deprived shitposts. I have the attention span of a fish so will be rambling in bullet points to compensate. Enjoy frens.

This is how I think Evmos Szn will play out, from a left curve perspective:

• Cosmos gud ecosystem

• Helps connect all of the blockchains and provide infrastructure for launching new interconnected chains

• IBC, multichain narrative

• Evmos launching first EVM on Cosmos

• EVM makes it very easy for EVM projects (Eth, avalanche, polygon, etc.) to fork to Evmos

• This means fresh new ponzis to play with

• Evmos airdropping their token to basically everyone that’s ever used Ethereum and Cosmos 

• End of February/early March btw

• Free coins = gud coins = wgmi

• Airdrop hype

• People will have to bridge to Evmos to claim

• Set up Keplr Wallet ahead of this or ngmi

• Bunch of people bridging means massive inflow of liquidity 

• Liquidity inflows into ecosystem means PvE environment instead of the PvP we’ve been experiencing on the recent L1/L2 rotations

• Most of these people will not be the usual seasoned bridgooor PvPers

• If you’ve bridged and played the ponzi games before, you will have an edge

• Evmos will be bid up to L1 valuation due to hype

• Also Celestia and modular blockchain narrative too

• Everyone makes money on Evmos so they use house money to play further out the risk curve 

• They go to Osmosis, the hub to bridge to all these other chains further out the risk curve

• See bunch of these super high APR pools, ape in and bond

• The common pair is OSMO so they buy the most of that 

• Osmo coin gets hype as people finally value it as an L1 

• Test out IBC with Osmosis, you can bridge to every chain in Cosmos in like 5 seconds? Hype, time to bridge to next chain

• See Juno as the next Cosmos coin with lower market cap than Osmosis

• See CosmWasm big word so prob gud tech

• Juno launches its own ponzi gauntlet around the same time

• Juno gets hyped to L1 valuation

• Bridge with IBC

• Stargaze NFT chain gets mini NFT szn

• Then run it back with every other Cosmos eco coin to lesser degree

• Ultimately all this hype in Cosmos eco settles down 

• Community oriented token distributions, airdrops, high APRs, cool cross chain tech, and “being early” convinces solid amount of the new money and liquidity to stay

• Builders see all the hype and check out Cosmos eco and tech

• Gud tech, let’s build here

• Cosmos ecosystem firmly establishes itself as a top 3 ecosystem by EOY

I skipped a bunch of the technical stuff bc there are already a bunch of articles out there that can explain it better than me. 

TL;DR for the lazy mfers that couldn’t even read the bullet points

• Evmos massive airdrop 

• Everyone bridges and makes money

• Lots of liquidity flows to other parts of Cosmos ecosystem 

• They bridge through Osmosis and pile into the high APR pools

• Osmosis pumps, then they see Juno the next cheapest Cosmos coin and ape

• Entire ecosystem pumps across the board

• They buy my bags

• Cosmos ecosystem finally gets recognized for its multi chain potential and more builders come, driving more adoption long term

Conclusion: We like The Cosmos.

*Disclaimer: Nothing in here is financial advice. No one will believe you anyways if you tell them you lost money after listening to an anime character for (NOT) financial advice.